Meet the atlantean's wrath

Okay, for the life of me, I really can’t remember where I snagged this meme from, but I still decided to do it.(and it’s my very first meme people, this is an important event!!!)
So the principle was as follow: first a list had to be done of twelve character WITHOUT looking at the questions and then, the questions were answered in all sincerity.

My list of characters (if you intend to do this meme, DO NOT look at the questions before doing your own list):
1): Hal Jordan
2): Morgan le Fey
3): Rorschach
4): Merlin
5): Batman
6): The little mermaid
7): Gabriel van Helsing
8): Gerda (from the snow queen tale)
9): Matilda
10): King Arthur (the one from the movie with Clive Owen)
11): Aquaman
12): Peter Rabbit

Aaaand the questions (and answers) are:
1. One and Seven are married when a de-aged Three comes to live with them. How do they cope? Can they handle it or does Three drive them insane?
He most definitely drives them insane, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RORSCHACH GODDAMMIT!!! (also Hal Jordan and Gabriel Van Helsing would make an incredibly cute married couple).

2. Ten and Four are both in love with Six. Who does Six pick?
I really don't know how to answer that one since Merlin/The little mermaid and King Arthur/The little mermaid sound both as good, so I will say that they all go together in a strange but entirely functional love triangle, marry and live happily ever after.

3. Two finds nude pictures of Five. What does he/she do with the pictures?
Morgan use the pictures to web a complex magic sortilege and makes Batman fall irresistibly in love with her.

4. Eleven finds out he/she is pregnant. Eight is the father. How does Eight react?
Gerda calls the baby Kay, gives up her obsession of finding her missing friend, endures expensive surgery that enables her to breathe underwater and goes to live with Aquaman and raise their child in Atlantis.
Everybody then live happily ever after, Gerda and her little family as well as Kay and the Snow Queen.

5. Six is transported to an alternate universe where he/she is married to Nine. Is this good news or bad?
Good news of course as long as there are plenty of books for them both to devour, once Matilda has taught the Little Mermaid to read. (I also don’t know how, until now, I failed to see how obvious their couple was)

6. Twelve and One have sex under the influence of sex pollen, but afterwards, find out they have a mental link that can't be broken. Do they make the most of it? How do they react?
HAL JORDAN HAS SEX WITH PETER RABBIT ?!!! Sorry, I can’t answer the rest of the question,my brain has exploded…

7. Two and Eleven are involved in a body switch. How do they react? Is it an experience that brings them closer?
Whoa, an incredibly strong willed sorceress involved in a body switch with the king of Atlantis, I can't possibly imagine what could come out of it, but I can say that it would be utterly and undeniably made of awesome! Actually my sick and twisted brain is imagining that they would fall in love and have sex together.

8. Seven and Eight are in a relationship when Three makes it clear he/she wants a threesome. Do Seven and Eight give Three what they want?
No, but Van Helsing and Gerda still take Rorschach home and raise him as their long desired child.


9. Nine and Six get lost in the woods for a night. Do they fight or have sex?
Matilda and the Little Mermaid fall irremediably in love but don’t have sex and spend the night making up stories and talking of everything that goes out in the world instead.

10. Four is a hooker. Twelve is the pimp. Four wants to runaway with Seven. What does twelve do?
Peter Rabbit calls farmer Mc Gregor to intimidate Merlin and Van Helsing, but his (incredibly stupid) ruse turns against him when Mc Gregor makes a pie of him and goes to eat it with the happy couple.

Jason Todd: I love it when bad guys make their dramatic battle pauses. Makes it easier to kick their dumb butts!