Meet the atlantean's wrath

Publicly, I often bash the norwegian government, most notably because (despite every reasonable environmental considerations), it's still one of the very few countries to authorize whaling. Furthermore, I'm also rather alarmed by the strong nationalist feelings (in the very bad meaning of these terms) that plague a lot of the population.
But honestly, I can't help but love Norwegians, if my fascination for nordic countries and mythologies is not proof enough, the fact that I'm actually learning swedish (knowing that speakers of the swedish language are normally able to understand norwegian and vice-versa) is really a strong giveaway.
And look at this photographic treasure: an indubitable evidence that Norway is indeed awesome:



Yes, you saw it, a (non-photoshopped, non-tricked) picture of a road sign warning for trolls. This is so utterly fabulous that it should be listed as one of the new world-wonders.

Seriously, the day I'll have my-own-house-for-me-and-me-alone, I will be needing one of these for my front yard.

Joker: "Well in that case...
...the left side of the menu looks good. I'll have two of those!"

Whoa, I am so incredibly tired, even something as simple as batting my eyelids is painful right now. Honestly, I must have slept a total of eight hours in two nights. I initially wanted to spend the evening watching DVDs or "Apocalypto" that I recorded last Saturday, but it can wait and right now I can't think of anything more appealing than a bed (especially my own since it presents the characteristic of being full of plushes :p).
So why am I here, still typing on the internet you could ask? I have no idea.
One of the stupid childish habits that I can't seem to be able to dump is the incapability to go to bed unless I'm literally falling asleep. And even if I really DO enjoy sleeping and just simply resting in a bed, I have the strong feeling that I've not fully benefited of the present day if I go to bed early.
Stupid, eh?

Bizarro No.1: "The secret son?...I'll tell you! It's sheer, colossal...super-stupidity!!"